The Last Supper by Joel Aaron Burrell

If I was an inmate on Death Row deciding on my last meal, it won’t be a traditional entree. I would have an order of Kit Kat candy bars but they don’t have to be chocolate. They can be white chocolate or peanut butter.

Why not allow prisoners to have the opportunity to have a conjugal visit to impregnate they spouse or significant partner before they perish? All you can eat buffet mail bride orders.

Sex isn’t the most important freedom to a Death Row inmate but the loss of that liberty is daunting. Not to offend the LGBTQ community, but majority of prisoners aren’t gay and the diminished liberty to have sex is quite important because God created male and female to procreate.

My entree is going to be probably more than I can handle such as: Chinese fried rice, American Steak, Italian Sausage, Mexican Pizza, Oriental Cookies, Russian wine, Canadian bacon, German beer, Japanese sushi, French dressing, African-American macaroni and cheese, Jamaican curry chicken, and Scottish liquor. I think this may be overconsumption but I’ll die satisfied.

I hate to be so truthful-I’m a freak! I’m going swallow that creamy food whole with a sip of that beer, wine, and liquor squirting in my mouth. So that food better be tasty and not flavorless.

Department of Corrections probably would place conditions on acquiring this type of incentive. I’m aware of the difficulty it would be to receive this incentive if it exist.

What issues should arise about this request since taxpayers are already paying for this Last Supper? Would this be considered prostitution? What if the person isn’t a random stranger? Would that be more respectable?

Do you think Department of Corrections would allow victims and families of victims to oppose this incentive as in Parole Board hearings? You know your chances are slight if this is the case.

Of course, this sexual activity would include STD checking and protected sex unless married. We wouldn’t want to promote unsafe sex. This may be more of concern to the community than the actual sex itself. Does it even matter if you’re exiting this world into a new realm? I think it may affect you if its adultery or fornication, due to religious beliefs.

What would your Last Supper consist of? Real food? Women? My choice is women to eat.

Joel Aaron Burrell #1201708
Keen Mountain Correctional Center
PO Box 860
Oakwood, VA  24631
https://www.jpay.com

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